January 2011
38 posts
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? →
neusdadt:
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don’t even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our...
The 53rd UP JMA WEEK: Spread the Word!
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Age of Reason: Dalai Lama's 18 Rules for Living →
ageofreason:
At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: 1. Respect for self 2. Respect for others 3….
Breakfast meal?
ellobofilipino:
elisesninja:
Pancake People n., Description of the Internet generation, whose knowledge is wide but shallow.
Would adding some maple syrup or butter make a difference?
chaneliloveyou:
leighton meester <3
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Watchkaraisbored:
THIS IS WAY TOO ADORABLE FOR MY LIFE. James Younghusband’s attempt at dancing is too cute <3
FOOTBALL GUYS… OH HOT DAMN
Watchfuckyeahadhoc:
Imagine. Believe. Experience.
They’ve experienced ADHOC.Now, it’s your turn.
ADHOC by UP JMA (c) Hakuna Matata Productions, Inc.
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Facebook ways
Whenever I check a Facebook profile of people I want to update myself with (more or less stalking)…
(I click to their profile page.)
Me: Wow, he/she is in a relationship!
(Checks the name of the boyfriend/girlfriend.)
Me: I don’t know him/her!
(Checks the profile pictures the person you want to update with.)
(Finds a couple of photos)
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Happy Christmas- A look back
This post was written in the waiting area of Mactan-Cebu International Airport hours before my flight to Manila. The air of the bustling travelers somehow made me nostalgic on where I came from- home.
I think I have never looked back to a Christmas vacation like I do on this one. I think I just had the perfect christmas vacation. You know the feeling wherein you long for home (or the summer...
Anonymous asked: this is not a question but your tumblr site is so amusing I CAN'T EVEN...
your mind's juicer than oranges and apple combine, man, seriously! xD
your mind's juicer than oranges and apple combine, man, seriously! xD
Anonymous asked: this is not a question but your tumblr site is so amusing I CAN'T EVEN...
your mind's juicer than oranges and apple combine, man, seriously! xD
your mind's juicer than oranges and apple combine, man, seriously! xD
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etomacatangay:
hellyeahvannahbanana:
MARRY...
